Dear internet,  

In the coming months, I’ll be the person who books the monologist for ASSSSCAT.  I am extremely excited to assume this role, and plan to work very hard to honor the tradition upheld by Justin Purnell for so many years.  

A big part of doing this job well will involve a high level of approachability and hustle.  In effort to diversify the caliber of monologist ASSSSCAT can attract, I plan on reaching out to people regularly for thoughts, connections, leads, etc.  So if you know someone who would be a fantastic monologist (authors, actors, physicists, wizards) please don’t hesitate to contact me.  Maybe, for example, your dad is Matt Damon. (that’d be cool).  Maybe your doorman is Margaret Thatcher.  (that would also be cool).  Or maybe you are Paul Simon.  (Paul Simon, please do the show.)

Thank you for help with this!  Please email me or Asssscatnyc AT ucbcomedy DOT com to be in touch.